Santa Banta joke-Love stories in India

Santa : B**bs have lot of importance in making love stories in India.

Banta : How?

Santa : The male lover is called MehBoob &and the female lover is called
MehB( . ) ( . ) Ba.

Short Santa jokes-Three wives

Santa said to his wife: “You know king Dasharatha had three wives.”

Wife (skeptical): “So?”

Santa: “So I am entitled to two more wives.”

Wife: “Quite so. For that matter, Draupadi had five husbands.”

Santa ki maut

Santa ke marne ke baad 66 Yamdoot aaye.

Ek yamdoot saawal kar raha tha aur....

65 Yamdoot Santa ko sawaal samjha rahe the!

Short Santa jokes-Sugar level

Santa goes into the kitchen and opens a cookie jar. He looks inside and closes it. His wife observes this but says nothing. Again Santa enters the kitchen and does the same thing.

His wife asks why he is doing that.

Santa replies, "The Doctor told to check my sugar level regularly."

Sardar jokes

You can be sure you have met a Sardar if he:

* Sends a fax with a postage stamp on it.
* Tries to drown a fish in water.
* Trips over a cordless phone.
* Thinks socialism means partying.
* Studies for a blood test and fails.
* Takes a ruler to bed to see how long he slept.
* At the bottom of the application form where it says: "Sign Here", he puts 'Gemini'.
* Sells the car for gas money.
* Misses the 44 bus, and takes the 22 twice instead.
* Drives to the airport and sees a sign that said, "Airport left", he turns around and goes home.

Santa Banta sms jokes-Skeleton

Santa: What is skeleton?

Banta: Skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it!

Short Santa jokes-Lift

Santa, a handsome Sardar was waiting for bus.

Girl in car asked: Want a LIFT?

Santa: No my home is on GROUND FLOOR.

Santa and Banta jokes in Hindi-Bandook

Army training ke waqt ek Officer ne Santa se poocha, "Yeh tumhare haath mein kya hai?"

Santa bola, "Bandook hai, Sir."

Officer bola, "Yeh bandook nahi tumhari izzat aur shaan hai, tumhari Maa hai!"

Fir Officer ne doosre jawaan, Banta se poocha, "Yeh tumhare haath mein kya hai?"

Banta bola, "Yeh Santa ki maa hai aur hamaari Aunty hai!"

Santa ki sagaai

Santa ne apni sagaai tod di.

Banta ne poocha, "Tune aisa kyon kiya?"

Santa bola, "Ladki ka koi boyfriend nahi tha. Jo aaj tak kisi ki naa ho saki, woh meri kya hogi?"

Santa ka intezaar

Principal: School ka time 7 am hai aur tum 8 baje aa rahe ho?

Little Santa: Sir, tussi mera intezar na kiya karo. School shuru kar diya karo.

Santa and Banta jokes in Hindi-Gadhi aur Biwi

Santa : Gadhi aur Biwi mein kya antar hai?

Banta : Ek bigad gayi tho bandh ho jaati hai, aur ek bigad gayi toh shuru ho jaati hai.

Santa Banta sms jokes-First to endorse

Santa : Who was the first to endorse L'Oreal Total Repair?

Banta : Was it Aishwarya Rai?

Santa: No. it was Draupadi. 5 Problems, 1 Solution!

Short Santa jokes-Sabziyon wali moti roti

Santa apni girlfriend ke saath restaurant jaata hai.

Waiter : Kya loge ?

Santa : Sabziyon wali moti roti .

Waiter : Kya??

Girlfriend :Arre ye dehaati hai, gaon se aaya hai..pizza maang rha hai.

Short Santa jokes-Gay

Santa's son: Dad, what does 'GAY' means???

Santa : It means 'to be happy' .

Santa's son : Are you GAY?

Santa: No, son. I have a wife.

Santa ka beta

Santa : Teri mummy ne mera dil tod diya. Isliye main sharaab pee raha hoon.

Santa ka beta : Mummy ne meri pocket money bhi rok di...isliye mere liye bhi ek peg banao papa...

Santa Banta jokes-Related

Santa: How are you related to my neighbor's family?

Banta: My Dog is their Dog's cousin brother.

Short Santa jokes-Last scene

Movie Director Santa: “Now you have to jump from the 15 floor.”

Nervous Actor: “What if I get injured or killed?”

Santa: “That's the idea, as it is the last scene of the movie."

Santa's Anniversary promise

Santa : Apni 25th marriage anniversary par tujhe Andaman Nicobar islands leke jaunga.

Wife : Really?

Santa : Aur nahi to kya...

Wife : Aur 50th marriage anniversary pe?

Santa : Tujhe v lene aaunga!!!

Santa talking to God

Santa talking to God:

"Tune bachpan diya, chheen liya,
Javani di chheen li,
paisa diya wapas le liya,
Ek biwi bhi di hai,
Bhool gaya kya??"

Santa and Banta jokes in Hindi-Shaadi ka khana

Shaadi mein Santa bahut der tak khana kha raha tha.

Banta ne poocha kab tak khaoge?

Santa: Mein toh khud kha-kha ke pareshan hoon, par kya karoon card mein likha tha Dinner 7 PM to 10 PM.

Short Santa jokes-Honest reply

Santa was throwing knives on his wife's picture.

All the knives missed the target.

Suddenly he received a call from his wife: "Tell me, what are you doing now?"

Santa's honest reply was: "MISSING YOU!"

Santa Banta sms in Hindi-Didi

Do bhai - Santa aur Banta apni behen Preeto ke saath jungle se guzar rahe they. Tabhi kuch daaku aaye aur unki behan ko utha ke le gaye.

Santa ne Banta se kaha: Aaj didi naa hoti, toh hamaare saare paise lut jaate.

Santa hawaldaar

Santa hawaldaar chalaan book nikaalke bola: Naam bol

Ladka: Galti ho gaya Sir...

Santa hawaldaar: Naam Bol

Ladka: Sorry sir Iss baar jane do...dobara nahi hoga

Santa hawaldaar: Naam bol

Ladka: "Trikulavattyy Thekkeparambli Venkateshwara Swami"

Santa hawaldaar (book band karke): "Agli baar gaadi dheere chalana!"

Short Santa jokes in Hindi-Itna bada

Santa ka beta: Papa, main itna bada kab ho jaunga ki mummy se bina poochey ghar se bahar ja sakoo.

Santa thandi saans lete hue bola: Beta, itna bada toh abhi main bhi nahi hua hoon.

Santa teasing girl

Santa : Jaan-e-man…iss dil me aaja na!

Girl : Sandal nikalu kya?

Santa : Pagli, yeh mandir nahi hai, aise hi aaja!!

Santa and Banta jokes in Hindi-Desh

Santa: Yaar, yeh bata ki is dunia mein kitne desh hai?

Banta: Oye gadhe, is dunia mein ek hi desh hai, woh hai India. Baki sab to videsh hain.

Santa's lesson in class

Teacher ne gadhe ke samne ek whiskey ki balti aur ek paani ki balti rakhi.

Gadha pani pi gaya.

Teacher ne students se poocha: Tumne isse kya sikha?

Santa: Jo daru nahi pita woh gadha hai!

Short Santa jokes-Drinking on duty

Santa, the watchman was drinking on duty.

When a building resident asked him why he was drinking, Santa replied, "Security has to be tight".