You can be sure you have met a Sardar if he:
* Sends a fax with a postage stamp on it.
* Tries to drown a fish in water.
* Trips over a cordless phone.
* Thinks socialism means partying.
* Studies for a blood test and fails.
* Takes a ruler to bed to see how long he slept.
* At the bottom of the application form where it says: "Sign Here", he puts 'Gemini'.
* Sells the car for gas money.
* Misses the 44 bus, and takes the 22 twice instead.
* Drives to the airport and sees a sign that said, "Airport left", he turns around and goes home.
