Saturday, October 30, 2010

Sardar jokes-Lost Donkey

Having lost his donkey a Sardar, got down to his knees and started thanking God.

A passerby saw him and asked, "Your donkey is missing; what are you thanking God for ?"

The Sardar replied "I am thanking Him for seeing to it that I wasn't riding the donkey at that time, otherwise I would have been missing too."

Thursday, October 28, 2010

Short Santa joke in Hindi-Rape

Judge:Why you Rape this English Gal?

Santa:Oye Judge Saab Tussi iska naam Puchhoge Toh Tussi bhi Rape kar Doge.

Judge:What's your Name Lady?

Lady :Merry Marlow...!

Wednesday, October 27, 2010

Short Santa joke in Hindi-Seal

Aunty Ney Sex K Baad Santa Sey Poocha: Oye, Tu Ne Condom Kyun Nahi Lagaya?

Santa: O Aunty, Pack Pey Likha Tha, Do Not Use If The Seal Is Already Broken.

Tuesday, October 26, 2010

Santa Banta jokes in Hindi-SMS

Santa: Yaar tunay tu sms kar kar k meri tu g*and mar dee,

Banta: Sorry yaar mujhay nahi pata tha tunay mobile aisi jaga par rakha tha

Short Santa jokes-Library

Santa walks into a library & says,

"Can I have a burger and coke?"

Librarian, "I'm sorry, this is a library."

Santa whispers, "Can I have a burger & fries?"

Sunday, October 24, 2010

Santa Banta jokes in Hindi-Hair fall

Santa : Abe, tune baal kyun katwa liye?
Banta : Kya karu yaar, hair fall ho raha tha
Santa : Thank God ke tijhe night fall nahi hua!

Friday, October 22, 2010

Santa Banta jokes in Hindi-Neend

Santa: oye.. agar neend na aaye to kya kia jaaye?

Banta: Neend ka intizar karne se achha he ki banda so hi jaye..

Thursday, October 21, 2010

Short Santa jokes-Rail ki patri

Santa rail ki patri per so gaya.
Ek aadmi ne kaha kya kar rahe ho? Train aayegi to mar jaoge!
Santa: Mere uper se hawai jahaaz guzar gaya to kuch nahi hua, train kya cheez he?

Wednesday, October 20, 2010

Santa Banta jokes in Hindi-Computer

Santa: Yaar mujhe 1 hathora or keel chahiye computer ke liye.

Banta: Magar computer me inka kya kaam?

Santa: Oye yaar, mujhe computer me windows lagani he.

Tuesday, October 19, 2010

Short Santa joke in Hindi-Hitler

Hitler: "There's no word like IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary"

Santa: "Ab bolne se kya faayda? Jub kharidi thi tab check karna tha na"

Monday, October 18, 2010

Short Santa jokes-Umbrella

Santa ki chhatri me hole tha, kisi nay pucha, umbrella me hole kyun?

Santa bola: Oye baarish ruk jayegi to pata kaise chalega

Sunday, October 17, 2010

Santa Banta jokes-Home cooked

Banta called his friend, Santa, and told him that he recently met the woman of his dreams. Now what should he do?

Santa said, "Send her some flowers, and on the card invite her for a home-cooked meal."

Banta liked the idea, so he invited the woman.

The day after the meal Santa calls Banta and asks about the meal.

Banta, "It was a flop idea."

Santa, "Didn't the girl come to your house?"

Banta, "She did, but she refused to cook!"

Saturday, October 16, 2010

Santa Banta jokes in Hindi-Garmi

Santa: Aap ko garmi lagti he to kya karte ho?

Banta: AC ke paas ja ke baith jata hu.

Santa: Agar phir bhi garmi lage to?

Banta: To A/C 'on' kar leta hu.!

Friday, October 15, 2010

Sardar jokes-Doctor

Sardar to Doctor: Mujhe ek problem he.

Dr: Kya?

Sardar: Baat karte waqt aadmi dikhai nahi deta

Dr: aisa kab hota he?

Sardar: Phone karte waqt.!!

Thursday, October 14, 2010

Short Santa jokes-Jump into swinmming pool

Santa, who is directing a film, says o the actor: You have to jump into a swimming pool from 100 ft.

Actor: But I don't know swimming.

Santa: Don't worry there is no water.

Tuesday, October 12, 2010

Santa Banta jokes-A place to sleep

Two drunks, Santa and Banta, enter a hotel late at night. They approach the clerk, and Santa says, "Could you pleash give ush a bed with two rooms?"

"You mean a room with two beds?" asks the clerk.

"Whatever, whatever you shay."

So they get a key and somehow manage to stumble upstairs to their room. After fumbling for ten minutes, they even manage to get their door open. As they stumble inside, the door closes behind them and they are in total darkness. They go forward slowly, and both fall on the bed closest to the door.

"Ahh," says Santa, "Now we can get some sleep at last."

As they try to rearrange themselves, they suddenly realize that they are not alone in their bed.

"Hey! There's somebody in my bed!" says Banta.

"There's somebody in my bed too!" says Santa.

"Let's get rid of them. We paid for this room and we're going to sleep in the beds!" says Banta.

They start a tremendous struggle. They heave and push until eventually Santa throws Banta on the floor.

"ALL RIGHT!!" Santa shouts, "I've thrown mine off the bed."

"You're lucky," says Banta, "I got thrown off and I'm too tired to fight any more."

"Well, never mind," says Santa, "Why don't you just come and share my bed. Let's get some sleep round here."

Monday, October 11, 2010

Sardar jokes-Police

Police: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phaasi di jayegi.

Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha!

Police: Kyon huss rahe ho?

Sardar: Main to uth ta hi subha 9 baje hu.!