Sardar jokes-Zoo mein

Ek Sher ne Zoo mein ek Sardar ko mar dala.

Bandar ne poocha - Kyon mara?

Tiger: Dimaag kharaab kar diya tha. Kab se keh raha tha, "Itni badi Billi"!!

Short Santa jokes-No water

After eating fish, Santa didn't want to drink water.

Do you know why?

Coz he feared that the fish will start swimming in his stomach.

Santa and Banta jokes in Hindi-Birthday gift

Santa: Yaar, meri gf ka birthday aa raha hai....koi gift to suggest kar.

Banta: Kya woh tujhe pasand karti hai?

Santa: Obviously yaar. Kyon pucha?

Banta: Agar woh tujhe pasand karti hai, toh woh kuch bhi pasand karegi!

Santa in Toofaani baarish

Toofani baarish mein raat ko, Santa ek dukaan mein pizza lene ghusa

Shopkeeper: Aap married hain?

Santa: Is toofani barish mein kya meri maa mujhey pizza lene bhejegi?

Santa Pilot

Teacher: Santa, bade hoke kya banoge?

Santa: Pilot

Teacher: Kyon?

Santa: Upar Accident ka khatra kam hota hai.

Santa Banta sms jokes-Left side

Santa: Why does the bride always sits on the left side of the groom in Indian marriages?

Banta: Because the shirt pocket of men are on the left side.

Short Santa jokes-Married again

Santa's wife: : "Your father has married for the second time. Why don’t you do something?”

Santa Singh: “I don’t have to. He has promised that he is in lookout for a good girl for me too.”

Santa Banta joke-Time

Santa to Banta: “What is the time?”

Banta: “I don’t have a watch but I can tell you this much. It is not six yet.”

Santa: “How can you say that? “

Banta: “Well, I am supposed to be at home at six and I am not yet home.”

Short Santa jokes-Bridge

Santa- We Need a Bridge in our village.

Minister- Why, there is no river in you village?

Santa- Oh then, we need a river too!

Santa Banta jokes in Hindi-Judwa bache

Santa Banta judwa bache they.

Santa has has ke lot pot ho raha tha.

Banta udaas tha.

Unke papa ne poocha: Santa, tum itna kyon had rahe ho?

Santa: Mummy ne itni thand me dono bar isi ko nehla diya.

Santa Banta sms in Hindi-Missed calls

Santa: Arre Banta, tumne mujhe subah se 200 missed calls diye hain. Kyon?

Banta: Woh isliye ki main tumhe bahaut miss kar raha tha.

Santa Banta joke-Blinking light

Santa drove his car into Banta’s garage to get his signal light fixed. He got the light bulb changed and asked Banta to check the blinking of the light and started the signal.

Banta responded: “ …Now it works, now it doesn’t.....now it works, now it doesn’t..."

Santa Banta sms jokes-Maun vrata

Banta: You know, in the old times, rishis would not utter a word for days together. It was called ‘maun vrata’ (vow of silence).

Santa: “No big deal. It is there even today - we call it marriage.”

Santa Banta sms in Hindi-Holi

Santa: Tujhe pata hai "Holi" sher ko kehte hain.

Banta: Kya baat karta hai?

Santa: Kyon, Sholay mein Thakur ne kaha tha - Holi "cub" hai.

Santa Banta jokes in Hindi-Crow se complex

Banta : Yaar, ye tu subah-subaj books le ke kahaan ja raha hai?

Santa : Yaar main English padhne jaa raha hoon.

Banta : Woh kyon?

Santa : Mujhe Kauve(Crow) se complex ho gaya hai.

Banta : Kauve se??? Kaise?

Santa : Kyonki Cow bhi English bolta hai.

Banta : That's impossible.

Santa : Yaar, simple hai. Crow bolta hai na - cow Cow COW.

Sardar jokes-Jagah kam

Ek bed pe 3 sardar so rahe the.

Teeno ko jagah kam pad rahi thi.

Ek sardar uthke niche so gaya, to dono sardar bole "Wapas aaja AB jagah ho gai hai."

Santa's philosophy

Santa's philosophy :

Zindagi Ka 1st Kapda NAPPY Usme Jeb Nahi ?

Aur

Last Kapda KAFAN, Saala Usme Bhi jeb nahi?

Toh Zindagi bhar jeb Bharne ke liye itni bhag-daur kyun?

Short Santa jokes-Pitaai

Santa ki patni Santa ko maar rahi thi

Padosi - Kyun maar rahi ho?

Santa ki Patni - Inko call kiya to ek ladki boli.....Aap jisse sampark karna chahate hain, wo abhi vyast hain.

Santa ka sasuraal

Santa ka Baap : Beta sasural me agar bike mile to car maangna, cooler mile to AC maangna, TV mile to Computer maangna.

Santa : Agar wo ladki denge to uski MAA maanglu??

Santa Banta sms in Hindi-Don

Santa : Duniya ki saari biwion Ke naam badal kar DON rakh do,

Banta : Kyon??

Santa: Kyon ki unhe khush karna mushkil hi nahi, namumkin hai!

Santa Banta jokes-Problems

Santa to Banta: If people commit suicide because of too many problems, when will my Maths Book commit suicide?

Banta: ???

Santa: It has tons of Problems!

Short Santa jokes-Pregnant gf

Girlfriend to Santa: I am pregnant!!!

Santa: Are you sure mera hai?

Girlfriend starts crying and said: Yaar sab log aisa bolenge to kaise chalega?

Santa's bag

Baap ko 14 saal ke Santa ke bag main condom mila.

Baap: Sharm nahi aati. Is umar main bag main condom rakhte ho?

Santa: To kya karu? Is umar main baap ban jau kya?

Naughty Santa in class

Naughty Santa class mein hans raha tha,

Ek Larki boli : STAND uP! Kaun ho tum??

Santa : Tum kaun Ho?

Larki: Mein MONITOR Hoon.

Santa : Hahahaha … Tera Zamana Gaya Aab L.C.D Chalti Hai!

Short Santa jokes-Letter

Girl: Santaji, aapke paas mobile hai to phir aapne mujhe letter kyun likha?

Santa: Oye maine tujhe phone kiya tha par usne kaha, plz try letter.

Santa and Banta jokes in Hindi-Wedding sentiments

Santa Banta at a wedding function:

Santa: Lo! Kuch din pahle hi godi me kheli thi aur aaj uski shaadi hai...

Banta: Kya aap dulhan ke baap ho?

Santa: Dulhan ka BOSS.

Short Santa jokes-Aulad

Santa 15 saal tak ro ro kar aulad ke liye dua mangta raha.

Ek din bhagwan dukhi ho kar aaye aur bole: Tujhe Wahe guru da vasta, pahle shaadi to kar le mere baap.

Santa Banta sms jokes-Most common words

Santa: What are the three most common words in the world ?

Banta : I LOVE YOU !

Santa : No, MADE IN CHINA

Short Santa jokes-Factory

Factory ka Mazdoor Boss Santa se kehta hai:

"Sir Mere Ghar mein 17wan bachcha paida hua hai...meri Salary badha do.

Santa: "Yaar meri baat sun, main apni Factory Chalaoon ya teri ?

Santa's girlfriend

Santa's Dad: Who is this girl?

Santa: My girlfriend.

Next day

Santa's Dad: Now who is this "new" girl??

Santa: Rishta wohi, Item Nayee...!!

Santa Banta joke-Condom factory

Santa- I want to start a condom factory, can u suggest a brand name??

Banta- Name the condom "dipper", it will get free publicity on trucks "Use dipper at night".