Banta : Yaar, ye tu subah-subaj books le ke kahaan ja raha hai?
Santa : Yaar main English padhne jaa raha hoon.
Banta : Woh kyon?
Santa : Mujhe Kauve(Crow) se complex ho gaya hai.
Banta : Kauve se??? Kaise?
Santa : Kyonki Cow bhi English bolta hai.
Banta : That's impossible.
Santa : Yaar, simple hai. Crow bolta hai na - cow Cow COW.
