Sunday, January 31, 2010

SantaBanta Jokes -ATM

Santa and Banta went to bank ATM center for withdrawing cash.

Santa was drawing money from ATM,

Banta was behind him . He said, "Ha! Ha! Haaa! I've seen your password. Its 4 asterisks(****)."

Santa replied "Ha! Ha! Haaa! You are wrong, Its 1258"

Santa Jokes - Wife

Santa seated in car with his beautiful wife.

Driver set the mirror of car to look behind.

Santa got angry and told driver you are looking at my wife , sit behind , I will drive the car.

Above Santa joke in Hindi

Santa apni khoobsurat Bibi ke saath car mein baitha.
Driver ne sheesha set kiya.
Santa gusse mein bola, meri bibi ko dekhkta hai,
pichhe baith, car mein chalaoonga!

Saturday, January 30, 2010

Santa banta jokes-Cool music

Santa : Why did the man put his radio in his refrigerator?
Banta : I give up.
Santa : Stupid, because he wanted to hear cool music

Santa Banta Jokes - Kiss

Santa Banta staying in nearby quarters met on one day morning.

Santa: I kiss my wife everyday morning before going to my office. How about you?

Banta: I kiss after you go to your office

Thursday, January 28, 2010

Santa Banta Jokes in Hindi - Kutub Minar

Santa : Jab mai chhota tha tab kutub minar se gir gaya tha !

Banta : Bap re ! Fir tu jinda raha tha , ya mar gaya tha !

Santa : Yad nahi , mai bahot chhota tha na !

Wednesday, January 27, 2010

Short Santa Jokes - Sex

Santa to his son: I think it's right time we should talk about sex!

Pappu: Sure dad, what do u wanna know...?

Hindi Santa Banta Jokes - Yad

Santa bar me beth ke ro raha tha.

Bartender: Kyon ro rahe ho?

Santa: Or ki karan?

Santa : Main jis ladki ka nam bhulana chahata hun , uas ka nam yad hi nahin aa raha.

Monday, January 25, 2010

Short Santa banta jokes - Mistake

Santa was writing the passive voice of

' I made a mistake.'

He wrote: I was made by a mistake.

Santabanta jokes -Train

Banta slept on the railway track .

Some one told " If train comes you will get crushed "

Banta replied " When whole plane went from above nothing happened then what will

happen with a train ? "

Santa banta jokes-Same service

Santa : "When we were first married, I would come home from the office, Jasmeet would

bring my slippers and our cute little dog would run around barking. Now after ten

years it's all different, I come home, the dog brings the slippers and my wife runs

around barking."

Banta : "Why complain?, You're still getting the same service!"

Friday, January 1, 2010

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