Friday, March 25, 2011

Short Santa joke - Shadi

American says " US mein shaadi E-mail se hoti hai.."

Sardarji " India me to.. shaadi Fe-mail se hoti hai...!!!"

Thursday, March 24, 2011

Santa Banta SMS joke - Dictionary

Santa: "In my Dictionary there is no word called 'IMPOSSIBLE'....

Banta: "What's the use of saying it now, you should have checked it before buying THE DICTIONARY !!

Wednesday, March 23, 2011

Santa Banta SMS in Hindi - Maths

Santa: Yaar hum Hindi bolte hain, English bolte hain, but maths kyun nahi?

Banta: Ziyada 3-5 mat kar aur 9-2-11 ho ja varna 4-5 dhar dunga, 36 ke 6 reh jayenge samjha....