Army training ke waqt ek Officer ne Santa se poocha, "Yeh tumhare haath mein kya hai?"
Santa bola, "Bandook hai, Sir."
Officer bola, "Yeh bandook nahi tumhari izzat aur shaan hai, tumhari Maa hai!"
Fir Officer ne doosre jawaan, Banta se poocha, "Yeh tumhare haath mein kya hai?"
Banta bola, "Yeh Santa ki maa hai aur hamaari Aunty hai!"
Santa bola, "Bandook hai, Sir."
Officer bola, "Yeh bandook nahi tumhari izzat aur shaan hai, tumhari Maa hai!"
Fir Officer ne doosre jawaan, Banta se poocha, "Yeh tumhare haath mein kya hai?"
Banta bola, "Yeh Santa ki maa hai aur hamaari Aunty hai!"
