Santa said to his wife: “You know king Dasharatha had three wives.”
Wife (skeptical): “So?”
Santa: “So I am entitled to two more wives.”
Wife: “Quite so. For that matter, Draupadi had five husbands.”
Wife (skeptical): “So?”
Santa: “So I am entitled to two more wives.”
Wife: “Quite so. For that matter, Draupadi had five husbands.”