Saturday, June 30, 2012
Santa achanak doobne laga, jaldi me usne banta ka p*nis pakar liya aur bach gaya.
Banta bola dekhi dosti aaj agar larki ke saath hota to doob jata.
Friday, June 29, 2012
Thursday, June 28, 2012
Wednesday, June 27, 2012
Tuesday, June 26, 2012
Monday, June 25, 2012
Sunday, June 24, 2012
Santa: “It was over in under a couple of minutes. Couldn’t enjoy it.”
Wife: “Now you realize how I feel in the bed?”
Saturday, June 23, 2012
Santa’s wife screamed at him: “Well, do something, will you?”
Santa: “What can I do? Now that the tiger has invited trouble for himself, let him suffer.”
Friday, June 22, 2012
Thursday, June 21, 2012
Wednesday, June 20, 2012
Banta Singh: “Splendid, why?”
Santa: “You never seem eager to go home.”
Banta Singh: “Oh, it is like this. My wife is also working. There is an understanding between us that whoever reaches home first, cooks.”
Tuesday, June 19, 2012
Scared of his boss, Santa approached him slowly and asked: “Sir, my mother-in-law is coming to stay with us. I want a week’s leave.”
Boss (angry): “What, leave again? As it is this is year end. Forget leave, I want you to work overtime till those who are on leave join back.”
Santa: “Thank you sir, I was sure you will come to my rescue and bail me out.”
Monday, June 18, 2012
Sunday, June 17, 2012
Saturday, June 16, 2012
Then Jasmine changed her mind and said, "Let's go to my house....there are a lot of people in the cafe ..."
Now Santa thought, "Aab to mazaa aa jaaye ga".
When they reached Jasmine's house she said to Santa, "Why don't we sit in my bed room? We only have AC in there".
Now Santa starts dreaming about her in bed with him.
Jasmine then asked Santa, "Why don't you take off your shirt? You are sweating".
Santa starts dreaming again about her in the bed and Jasmine asks him to make himself comfortable.
"I will back in a minute", she says, and left Santa alone in the room, thinking about Jasmine's sexy body.
Then after five minutes, Jasmine enters the room with 2 children and says
"Deko bachon! Agar horlicks nahin piyoge to body iske jaisi ho jayegi".
Friday, June 15, 2012
Banta: “Ask her what she wants.”
Santa: “She wants a car, my friend. Now tell me how and where I can get an imitation car.”
Thursday, June 14, 2012
Santa caressed his cheek and said: “My goodness, your hand is also just as heavy.”
Wednesday, June 13, 2012
Santa: “Absolutely no problem. As it is, I was to have my front two teeth taken out.”
Tuesday, June 12, 2012
Monday, June 11, 2012
Sunday, June 10, 2012
Banta: “Why, what happened?”
Santa: “Well, I had to take sick leave suddenly. Whenever a salesman came to the door, she shouted: ‘My husband is at home.Don’t bother me.'”
Saturday, June 9, 2012
Banta: “Killing flies.”
Santa: “Wow. How many did you kill?”
Banta: “Five, three males and two females.”
Santa: “How did you differentiate?”
Banta: “Three flies were sitting on the rum bottle. I tried to shoo them away but they could not fly. Two were on telephone receiver. They could fly but they didn’t want to.”
Friday, June 8, 2012
Thursday, June 7, 2012
The Doctor meant:
So Santa went home and asked his wife "Darling what day is it?"
His wife said in Hindi : SomvaaR (Monday)
Santa said "Oh let's not miss this day with "R" and have it."
His wife agreed and jumped at this with pleasure."
Every day Santa would ask the same question and his wife would say:
Wednesday, June 6, 2012
Tuesday, June 5, 2012
Monday, June 4, 2012
Banta : You are being naughty....
Santa : Arre, tere dimaag mein kachra hai...the answer is "shopping"
Sunday, June 3, 2012
What followed was a mad rush to get out of the plane, as all of them ran out except for Professor Santa. When people asked him the reason, he said, "If it is made by my students, I am sure it will not even start."
Saturday, June 2, 2012
Banta: “You must be right. It is a common practice to make a rough draft before making the final copy.
Friday, June 1, 2012
Finally Santa could not contain himself any longer: “Banta, if your vegetables have come out of their coma, please let me have some.”