Santa jokes-Days with R

Santa just got married could not control sexual activities which was going day in and day out. Finally suffering physical exhaustion and sickness, he went to the Doctor who advised them to have sex only on the days with 'R' in it.

The Doctor meant:
ThuRsday,
FRiday and/or
SatuRday.

So Santa went home and asked his wife "Darling what day is it?"

His wife said in Hindi : SomvaaR (Monday)

Santa said "Oh let's not miss this day with "R" and have it."

His wife agreed and jumped at this with pleasure."

Every day Santa would ask the same question and his wife would say:

MangalvaaR (Tuesday)

BudhvaaR (Wednesday)

GuruvaaR (Thursday)

ShukravaaR (Friday)

ShanivvaR (Saturday)

RavivaaR (Sunday)