Saturday, June 16, 2012

Santa's KLPD

Santa (tall and very thin) was standing at the bus stop. Suddenly a car stops and a beautiful girl waves to him and calls him. Santa was initially surprised but recognizes her. She was Jasmine, his old batch mate. He was wondering why she was calling him because she never ever gave him importance in college. Anyway, he sat in the car and Jasmine gave him a warm welcome. Then Jasmine offered to have coffee with him, which surprised Santa all the more. Again he thought, 'Coffee with Jasmine!! ( the old dream)' and gave his consent.

Then Jasmine changed her mind and said, "Let's go to my house....there are a lot of people in the cafe ..."
Now Santa thought, "Aab to mazaa aa jaaye ga".
When they reached Jasmine's house she said to Santa, "Why don't we sit in my bed room? We only have AC in there".
Now Santa starts dreaming about her in bed with him.
Jasmine then asked Santa, "Why don't you take off your shirt? You are sweating".
Santa starts dreaming again about her in the bed and Jasmine asks him to make himself comfortable.
"I will back in a minute", she says, and left Santa alone in the room, thinking about Jasmine's sexy body.

Then after five minutes, Jasmine enters the room with 2 children and says
"Deko bachon! Agar horlicks nahin piyoge to body iske jaisi ho jayegi".