Saturday, June 23, 2012

Santa on Safari

Santa took his wife and his mother-in-law on a jungle safari. Suddenly he noticed that only his wife was with him. His mother-in-law was nowhere in sight. They returned the path they had taken looking for her when they found his mother-in-law facing a tiger at some distance. Both were looking ferociously at each other.

Santa’s wife screamed at him: “Well, do something, will you?”

Santa: “What can I do? Now that the tiger has invited trouble for himself, let him suffer.”