Saturday, June 9, 2012

Santa Banta joke-Killing flies

Santa: “What are you doing?”
Banta: “Killing flies.”
Santa: “Wow. How many did you kill?”
Banta: “Five, three males and two females.”
Santa: “How did you differentiate?”
Banta: “Three flies were sitting on the rum bottle. I tried to shoo them away but they could not fly. Two were on telephone receiver. They could fly but they didn’t want to.”