Friday, October 12, 2012

Santa and Salesman

One day Santa Singh was having drinks in a bar, when a man joined him at his table. Both started talking and the man bragged: “I am a salesman selling Mixers and grinders in this area.” He particularly mentioned the name of the building Santa was staying in and added: “I have laid every woman in that building except one. She is hard to get.”

Later over dinner, Santa mentioned the salesman to his wife. His wife immediately retorted: “I know, I know, it must be that arrogant b*tch on the second floor.”