Santa Singh got married. On his honeymoon night, he went inside the room and sat next to his wife Preeto. As he started making his move, Preeto got nervous.
Santa: Jaanu, tussi itna kyun ghabra rahi ho?
Preeto: Mujhe sex ke baarey mein kucch bhi nahin pata, ji!
Santa: Arey, toh ismey sharmaaney ki kya baat hai...(He points at his dick) Isko kehte hain 'Qaidi'....(Then he points at her private part) and says, 'Isko kehte hain Jail. Jab Qaidi jail mein jaata hai, toh usey sex kehtey hain.
Preeto: Itna aasan! Toh phir chaalu karein?
They have passionate sex and Santa relaxes......
Preeto nudges him again and says: Suno ji, Jail khuli hai aur Qaidi baahar hai.....
Santa gets on her again and they make out......
After 10 minutes, Preeto nudges him again and says: Jail khuli hai..... Qaidi ko daalo na.....
santa thodi himmat jutaata hai and makes love to her again. As he lies exhausted, Preeto says: Jail khali padi hai...... Qaidi ko jaldi bhejo na!'
Santa: Oye saali, Qaidi ko koi 'Umar Qaid' ki sazaa thodi mili hai!
Santa: Jaanu, tussi itna kyun ghabra rahi ho?
Preeto: Mujhe sex ke baarey mein kucch bhi nahin pata, ji!
Santa: Arey, toh ismey sharmaaney ki kya baat hai...(He points at his dick) Isko kehte hain 'Qaidi'....(Then he points at her private part) and says, 'Isko kehte hain Jail. Jab Qaidi jail mein jaata hai, toh usey sex kehtey hain.
Preeto: Itna aasan! Toh phir chaalu karein?
They have passionate sex and Santa relaxes......
Preeto nudges him again and says: Suno ji, Jail khuli hai aur Qaidi baahar hai.....
Santa gets on her again and they make out......
After 10 minutes, Preeto nudges him again and says: Jail khuli hai..... Qaidi ko daalo na.....
santa thodi himmat jutaata hai and makes love to her again. As he lies exhausted, Preeto says: Jail khali padi hai...... Qaidi ko jaldi bhejo na!'
Santa: Oye saali, Qaidi ko koi 'Umar Qaid' ki sazaa thodi mili hai!
