Tuesday, October 30, 2012

Hilarious Sardar jokes

4 sardaron ne mil ke petrol pump khola.
Ek bhi customer nahi aaya ..
Kyon..?
Petrol pump was on 1st floor..

Phir charon ne usi floor par restuarant khola.
Ek bhi customer nahi..
Kyon..?
Petrol pump ka board nahi hataya..

Phir charon ne ek taxi li.
Ek bhi sawari nahi.
Kyon..?
2 sardar aage and 2 piche baith ke sawari dhund rahe the..

Taxi kharab ho gayi.
Charon ne khub dhakka lagaya, par taxi wahin ki wahin.
Kyon..?
2 aage se and 2 piche se dhakka de rahe the..

Phir charon ne ek bachhe ko kidnap kiya.
Bachhe ko kaha ghar ja apne baap se 5 lac rupees le ke aa warna tujhe maar denge.
Bachha ghar gaya aur uske papa ne paise de bhi diye.
Kyon.?
Bachhe ka baap bhi sardar tha..