Santa worked in Dubai and used to send money to his wife regularly. But once he wrote a letter to his wife: “Honey, this time I am sending you a hundred kisses instead of money. Make do with it.”
After a few days Santa received a reply from his wife: “Received your hundred kisses. I am indeed trying to do with them. Our land lord charges a kiss a day. Milkman agreed for five kisses. Vegetable vendor charged eight kisses. Our washer man would not agree for less than ten. The list is long. I have very few kisses in balance, hope you will send money before the balance kisses exhaust.”
After a few days Santa received a reply from his wife: “Received your hundred kisses. I am indeed trying to do with them. Our land lord charges a kiss a day. Milkman agreed for five kisses. Vegetable vendor charged eight kisses. Our washer man would not agree for less than ten. The list is long. I have very few kisses in balance, hope you will send money before the balance kisses exhaust.”
