Santa got married and had a child born in three months. His friends joked about his possible pre-marital relationship with his wife. So Santa, fuming with rage, went to his wife and asked, “Everyone else has a baby after nine months, how is it that you had one in three months?”
Santa's wife asked, “Since how long have you been married?”
Santa said, “Three months”
The wife asked again, "Since how long have you been married?"
Santa said, “Three months”
The wife now asked, “And since how long has the baby been born?”
Santa said, “Three months”
Wife says, "So add that up, how much is that?"
Santa, dancing with joy says, “Nine!”
Santa's wife asked, “Since how long have you been married?”
Santa said, “Three months”
The wife asked again, "Since how long have you been married?"
Santa said, “Three months”
The wife now asked, “And since how long has the baby been born?”
Santa said, “Three months”
Wife says, "So add that up, how much is that?"
Santa, dancing with joy says, “Nine!”
