A Frenchman, a German and an Indian Sardarji were to be put upon a lie detector to test the machine’s efficiency.
The Frenchman said, "I assure you I can have half a bottle of neat whisky at a go.” The detector remained silent.
The German began: "I assure you I can consume a whole bottle of neat whisky in one sitting.” The machine sounded Grrrrrrrr.
Now it was our Sardarji’s turn:. "I assure…….” Grrrrrrr, off went the detector.
