Short Santa jokes-Dhamki

Santa Police station ja kar kahta hai: Mujhe phone par jaan se marne ki dhamki mil rhi hai!
 
Inspector: Kaun dhamka raha hai?

Santa:- MTNL waale, kehte hain ki bill nahi bhara to kaat denge.

Mount Everest

Santa ne Mt. Everest pe ek baba ko guttka ragadte hue dekha.

Santa- Baba ye kya hai?.

Baba - Masala.

Santa - Achha, to Everest masala aap hi banate ho?

Train timings

Santa:- Express kitne baje hai?
T.T:- 3 baje.
Santa:- Local?
T.T:- 7 baje.
Santa:- Aur maal gadi?
T.T:- 12 baje, Abe tujhe jaana kahan hai?
Santa:- Patri pe potty karne.

Santa ki beri

Santa ki beti ne kaha, "Papa, kal aapke ghar se ek member kam ho jaega."

Agle din, Santa ki beti bhag jati hai.

Santa ne apni wife se kaha, "Ladki ne kaam to galat kiya, par thi woh jyotish."

Chaand

Public toilet me likha tha "Duniya chand pe pahuch gayi aur tu yahi baitha hai" 

Santa niche likh ke aaya "Bas dho ke jaa raha hu".

Short Santa jokes-See you

Santa office ke liye nikal hi raha tha, ki uski wife Preeto pyar se boli, "See u in the evening."

Santa ne gusse se jawaab diya, "Dhamki kise de rahi hai, main bhi tujhe dekh loonga."

Ghar pe koi nahi!

Santa ki girlfriend Simran bade romantic mood mein boli, "Aaj mere ghar koi nahi hai, aa jao naa."

Santa ne kaha, "Arre pagli, tu mere ghar aaja, yahaan hum saare hain, tera dil lag jayega."

Santa ke ghar chor

Santa ke ghar chor aa gaya. Santa ne dekh liya, to chor bhaga. Santa uske piche bhaga aur bhagte bhagte chor se bhi aage nikal gaya or bola, "Ek to chori upar se humse race."

Gali ka kutta

Santa ne apni car ke niche gali ke kutte ko leta hua dekha to kutte ko bahar kheechte hue bola: "Bahar nikal, bada aaya mechanical engineer banne."

Messaging

Preeto sent a message to Santa : When are you coming home? Send me a message & let me know.

Santa messaged back: Sorry, cannot tell you.Messaging is not free.

Dancing in the examination hall

Santa started dancing in the examination hall.

Banta asked him, "What the hell are you doing?"

Santa replied, "My tuition teacher said that there are marks for every step!"

Jaan pehchaan

Santa ne ek raah chalti ajnabi ladki se kaha, "Aapne mujhe pehchana?"

Ladki ne kaha, "Nahi to.Aap kaun hain?"

Santa ne kaha, "Main wahi hu jisko aapne kal bhi nahi pehchana tha."

Short Santa joke-Only Blue tie

Santa Singh got an invitation for an official party and the invitation read "Only blue tie".

When Santa reached the venue, he found that people were also wearing shirt, trousers & blazers.