Monday, March 4, 2013

Short Santa jokes-Girl in train

Ladki Express train mein Santa se poochti hai: Kya main yahaan baith sakti hoon.

Santa: Zaroor!

Girl: Thank you!

Santa: Most welcome!

Girl: Paani ki bottle paas karenge please?

Santa: Lijiye.

Girl: Bhaiya agla station kaun sa hai?

Santa : Mere baap ne mere dimag me koi GPS fit nahi kiya hai, jaldi seat khali ker mujhe neend aa rahi hai.