Saturday, March 2, 2013

Santa's repentant wife

One day Santa returned home from office and found his wife in highly emotional state. The moment she saw Santa, she cried: “I am so sorry dear, really sorry.”

Santa (alarmed): “OK OK. Calm down. Now tell me what’s wrong.”

Wife: “There was this beggar who came here immediately after you left for office. He was hungry and asked for some food. I gave him plenty to eat and he went away blessing me. This afternoon the beggar returned and gifted me a book “How to cook.” And to think you have been eating the same food all these years.”