Santa went to a red light area and met a pimp lurking near a lamp post. Santa asked about availability of a girl and her rate.
Pimp: “A beautiful girl sir….You will like her….She takes five hundred per hour, I take a hundred and that policeman over there will take 50.”
Santa : “Send that policeman to me….cheap and best.”
Pimp: “A beautiful girl sir….You will like her….She takes five hundred per hour, I take a hundred and that policeman over there will take 50.”
Santa : “Send that policeman to me….cheap and best.”