Santa's pregnant wife goes to see an astrologer.
The astrologer tells her, "When you deliver the baby, the child's father will die."
Santa's wife says, "Thank God, my Husband is safe. The risk is to the Sperm donor."
The astrologer tells her, "When you deliver the baby, the child's father will die."
Santa's wife says, "Thank God, my Husband is safe. The risk is to the Sperm donor."