Santa and Banta jokes in Hindi-Hint

Santa: Agar tu bata de ki meri tokri mein kya hai, to saare ande tere. Aur agar ye bata de ki kitne hain to 8 ke 8 tere..aur agar ye bhi bata de ki kiske hain to murgi bhi teri.

Banta: Abe yaar, KUCH HINT TO DE..!!