Saturday, January 5, 2013

Interview at the Embassy

Consultant: “What is your name?”

Santa: “Santa Singh, Sir”

Consultant: “Sex?”

Santa: “Twelve to fourteen times a Week”

Consultant: “No no, I mean male or female?”

Santa: “Both, male and female and sometimes even shemale”

Consultant: “Holy Cow”

Santa: “Yes, cows And dogs too”

Consultant: “Man, isn't it hostile?”

Santa: “Horse style, dog style, any style.”

Consultant: “Ohhh dear!”

Santa: “Deer? No sir, they run too fast!"