Sunday, December 23, 2012

Mad Santa

Santa Singh once returned home earlier than usual and found a strange man in his bed with his wife. Santa Singh lost his head, drew his gun from the drawer and put the nozzle of the gun on his own temple.

Santa’s wife begged: “Please Santa, for god’s sake, don’t kill yourself. I beg of you.’

Santa shouted back: “Just keep quite. You will be the next.”