Santa ki naraaz biwi

Santa party se ghar late aaya.

Biwi: Tumhe kaisa lagega agar mujhe do dino tak nahee dekhoge?

Santa: Arre wah! Mazaa aa jayega!

Somwaar aaya....Santa ne biwi ko nahi dekha

Mangalwaar aaya....Santa ne biwi ko nahi dekha

Budhwaar bhi nikal gaya

Guruwaar ko jab aakh ki soojan kam hui....tab jaake Santa ne ek aankh ke kone se apni biwi ko dekha.