Santa: “Banta, this year too I am going on vacation. But please don’t bother to advice me where to go as you have been doing for the past three years. This year I am doing something different.”
Banta: “Why? What’s wrong with my suggestions?”
Santa: “Three years back you suggested I go to Nainital and my wife got pregnant. Two years back you suggested Darjeeling and my wife got pregnant again. Last year you said Agra and damn if she didn’t get pregnant again.”
Banta: “OK, fine, I won’t suggest anything. But tell me, what is it that you are going to do that is different?”
Santa: “This time I am taking my wife with me.”
