Monday, November 5, 2012

Santa and Banta jokes in Hindi-Status update

Santa ki biwi mar gayi. Uska kriya-karam kuch ganton mein hona tha.

Santa ka dost Banta uska dukh baantne aaya aur use shaant karke bola, "Mian tere liye kuch kar sakta hoon?"

Santa bola, "Haan, mujhe laptop la de."

Banta bola, "Sab khairiyat to hai."

Santa: "Arre, facebook pe status single karna hai."