Santa boarded a plane for Delhi from Mumbai. Though he had a window seat, he wanted the aisle seat. He pestered the air hostess demanding an aisle seat. She tried to reason with him saying that no other passenger with an aisle seat was prepared to exchange his/her seat, but Santa would not listen.
Finally, the captain came and whispered something in Santa's ears and Santa quietly settled in his window seat.
Surprised and relieved, the air hostess asked the captain what he had whispered in Santa’s ears.
The captain said;"Simple, I just told him that only the window seat will go to Delhi. Aisle seats will go to Ambala.”