Santa: Tumne yeh pattian kyon baandh rakhi hain?
Banta: Kal ek aadmi meri gaddi se takra gaya tha.
Santa: Chot to us aadmi ko aaye hogi, phir pattian tumne kyon baandh rakhi hain?
Banta: Arre kuch nahi, woh market mein usi bande se achanak mulakat ho gayee.
