Tuesday, July 3, 2012

Santa's robot

Santa Singh bought a robot which was unique in the sense that it detected a lie and punished the liar with a solid kick. One day Santa Singh’s son came home late and Santa Singh asked him the reason for being late.

Son: “Dad, today we had extra classes.” The robot kicked the son hard.

Santa Singh: “Now tell me. Where were you?”

Son: “I had been to a movie.”

Santa Singh: “Which one?”

Son: “Jagruti.” The robot kicked him again.

Now wiser, the son said: “Jawani diwani.”

Santa Singh: “You should be ashamed. When I was your age, I never missed classes……”

Santa Singh couldn’t speak further. He was dealt with a hard kick.

Santa's wife: “Leave him alone, will you? He has got this habit of lying from you. After all he is your son.”

And the robot kicked Mrs. Singh, quick and hard.