Saturday, July 7, 2012

Santa's dreams

Santa to a psychologist: “Doctor, I have the same dream day after day.”
Doctor: “Is it? What is that dream?”
Santa: “I am in bed with four beautiful girls. They caress me and undress me.”
Doctor, now excited: “What happens then?”
Santa: “Then my dream breaks, I am wide awake at that crucial point.”
Doctor (disappointed): “What do you want me to do?”
Santa: “Give me some medicine so that I continue to sleep for another hour.”