Monday, May 14, 2012

Santa's wife

Mrs. Santa was trying to call her husband for quite some time but could not get him. Exasperated, she asked her nine year old to contact his father and ask him to come home early.

After a while, junior Santa told her that a woman was picking up the phone every time he called, and he couldn’t get to talk to his father. Mrs. Santa was ready for a big showdown when Santa returned home: “Who was that woman?”

Santa listened to her tale of woe and kept his patience. He asked his son: “Tell me, what that woman was saying?”

Son: “This number cannot be approached. Please try again.”