Santa se uski biwi boli - Iss bar koi janwaron ke doctor ko dikhao, tabhi aap theekh hogey…
Santa - Woh kyon ?
Biwi - Roz Subah Murge ki tarah jaldi uthh jate ho...
Ghode ki tarah bhag ke office chale jate ho...
Gadhe ki tarah din bhar kaam karte ho...
Lomdi ki tarah idhar-udhar se information batorkar report banatey ho...
Bandar ki tarah boss ke isharon par nachtey ho...
Ghar aakar pariwar par Kutte ki tarah chillatey ho....
Aur fir Bhains ki tarah so jaatey ho.
Insaano ka doctor tumhe kya khakh theekh kar payega...
