Santa Banta sms in Hindi-Shayaari

Santa is in mood for Shayaari.

Santa: "Arz hai Usko aana hoga to khud hi chali ayegi"

Banta: "Wah wah"

Santa: "Usko aana hoga to khud hi chali aayegi,
yoon baith ke toilet mein zor lagane se kya faida"