Wednesday, April 11, 2012

Short Santa jokes-Hurry Home

Santa living in Westmead, NSW (Australia) suffered a heart attack in front of the Pendle Hill Take-Away Restaurant on the road and was picked up by an ambulance.
He kept repeating - "Hari Om Hari Om Hari Om ".

When the ambulance pulled into his home , instead of the Westmead Hospital, his wife came out and screamed to the paramedics: 'Why didn't you take him straight to the hospital?'

They replied: Because he kept saying Hurry home, hurry home!