Friday, April 13, 2012

Santa and Banta jokes in Hindi- Career Songs

Santa to Banta : Do you know the 8 songs that define your career?

Banta : I can guess

Santa: Well, I will begin. The first one:

1. When in college: Hum honge kaamiyaab, Hum honge kaam iyaab ek din.....

2. When giving interview to Multi National Company: Tu hi re.. Too hi re ....tere binaaa main kaise jiyunn....

3. Waiting for interview result: Intehaa ho gai Intzaarki... Aayinaaa kuch khabar mere yaarki....

Banta:

4. Just joined: Too cheez badi hai mast mast.....

5. After some time: Ye kahaan AA gaye hum??

6. After some more time: Naa koyi umang hai, naa koyi tarang hai, meri jindagi ek kati Pathang hai (booohoooo)

Santa :

7. Floating the resume: kabootar ja ja ja... Kabootar ja ja ja... Pehele pyar ki peheli chitthi....

8. Finally when you don't get a better offer any longer: Jeena Yehaan, marna Yehaan iske siwa jaana kahaan....!!