Sunday, April 22, 2012

Santa and Banta jokes in Hindi- Baapu kee dhoti

Once upon a time. There was just one cinema theatre in the Village. In fact as a Cinema screen, the owners of the theatre, Santa and Banta, had installed a khaadi dhoti. The villagers were very happy with the idea of a Khaadi Dhoti screen. They decided to dedicate the theatre to Bapuji, and named the theatre: "BAPU KEE DHOTI"

Santa and Banta advertised some of the Up coming films at "BAPU KEE DHOTI" cinema hall in the local Newspaper as follows:

Bapu kee Dhoti mein 'HULCHUL'.

Bapu kee Dhoti mein 'Daraar'.

Bapu kee Dhoti mein 'Chuppa Rustom'

Bapu kee Dhoti mein 'Garam Hawaa'

Bapu kee Dhoti mein 'Kuchh Kuchh hota hai'.

Bapu kee Dhoti mein 'Josh'..

Bapu kee Dhoti mein 'Mere Do Anmol Ratan' .

Bapu kee Dhoti mein 'Judwaa '.

Bapu kee Dhoti mein 'Tera Jadoo Chal Gaaya'.

Bapu kee Dhoti mein 'HeraPheri'.

Bapu kee Dhoti mein 'Kaante '

Bapu kee Dhoti mein 'Kucch to hai'..