Monday, March 5, 2012

Short Santa jokes-Phool wala

Phool wala: Sahab ye phool apni girl friend ke liye lejayen..

Santa: Meri koi girl friend nahi...

Phool wala: Phir apni mengatar ke liye lejayen..

Santa: Meri koi mengatar bhi nahi..

Phool wala: Phir apni biwi ke liye lejayen...

Santa: Meri koi biwi bhi nahi..

Phool wala: Ae duniya ke khush kismat insaan! Meri taraf se yeh phool Muft leja!