Santa ne biwi ke saath pyar karne ke liye codeword rakha "CHALO CHEENI KHAYE"
Ek don unka naukar Banta Unki Jawan Beti ke sath pyar karta pakda gaya
Santa : Saale...kya kar raha hai?
Banta : chini kha raha Hun malik..
Santa : chini hi khani thi to khuli bori me se kha leta. Nayee bori kyun kholi?
Tuesday, February 28, 2012
Monday, February 27, 2012
Short Santa jokes-Larai
Santa: Jaanu, socha call ker loon.Tum miss ker rahi hogi?
Wife: 5 minute pehlay jo larai hui thi wo kya tha?
Santa :O fittay moonh, phir ghar ka number mil gya.
Wife: 5 minute pehlay jo larai hui thi wo kya tha?
Santa :O fittay moonh, phir ghar ka number mil gya.
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Sunday, February 26, 2012
Santa and Banta jokes in Hindi
Santa : Aaj main eek jaan bachai. Pucho kaise?
Banta : Kaise
Santa : Maine ek bihari ko pucha ki 1000 ka note du to kya karega? Bihari bola khushi se mar jaunga...Maine nahi diya….
Banta : Kaise
Santa : Maine ek bihari ko pucha ki 1000 ka note du to kya karega? Bihari bola khushi se mar jaunga...Maine nahi diya….
Saturday, February 25, 2012
Short Santa jokes-Newton's Law
Sir: Define the Newton's law.
Santa: Sir mujhe pura nahin aata, sirf last ka thoda aata hai.
Sir: Jitna aata hai utna bolo.
Santa: and this is called the Newton's Law!
Santa: Sir mujhe pura nahin aata, sirf last ka thoda aata hai.
Sir: Jitna aata hai utna bolo.
Santa: and this is called the Newton's Law!
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Friday, February 24, 2012
Short Santa jokes-Teacher
School me Teacher ne Santa se poochha: "Mujh me koi bhi kami nahi hai, to mujhe aap log kya kehke bulaaoge ??"
Santa: Kami-na
Santa: Kami-na
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Thursday, February 23, 2012
Santa Banta sms in Hindi-Skirt
Santa : Har subject ke syllabus ko ladkion ki minni skirt ki tarah hona chahiye,
Banta : Kyon?
Santa: Itna chhota ki interest bhi bana rahe, aur jaruri cheej bhi cover ho jaye.
Banta : Kyon?
Santa: Itna chhota ki interest bhi bana rahe, aur jaruri cheej bhi cover ho jaye.
Wednesday, February 22, 2012
Short Santa jokes in Hindi-Ladkiwale
Ladkiwale to Santa: Beta drink karte ho
Santa- Ji haan.
Ladkiwale : Cigarate?
Santa - Harroz.
Ladkiwale : Jua/satta
Santa- Bilkul.
Ladkiwale : Danga/fasad
Santa - Aadat hai.
Ladkiwale :Sari negative batein, Kuch positive bhi hai?
Santa : Hai na, HIV !
Santa- Ji haan.
Ladkiwale : Cigarate?
Santa - Harroz.
Ladkiwale : Jua/satta
Santa- Bilkul.
Ladkiwale : Danga/fasad
Santa - Aadat hai.
Ladkiwale :Sari negative batein, Kuch positive bhi hai?
Santa : Hai na, HIV !
Tuesday, February 21, 2012
Santa and Banta jokes in Hindi-Kya sikha?
Santa : 2011 Se Kya Seekha..??
Banta: Thappar se dar nahi lagta pyar se lagta hai..!!
Munni badnaam, sheila jawan ho sakti hai..!!
Dil dedo nahi to dil ka achaar dal jayega..!!
Tirchhee nazar se dil penchar ho sakta hai or tyre bhi..!!
'Tinku' and 'Jiya' isak ka manjan ghiste hain..!!
4 baje tak party baaki rehti hai..!!
We can call jalebi as jalebi bai..!!
12 mahino mein 12 tarike se pyar karne ki techniques..!!
Govt Can maaf 7 khoon..!!
Ravan apni wife ko pyar se chammak challo bulata tha..!!
Aap apne brother ki dulhan par bhi line maar sakte hain..!!
Teri meri prem kahani mushkil ho sakti hai agr bodyguard beech mein aa jaye..!!
Emraan hashmi ki har picture dirty nahi ho sakti..!!
Asli don se ziyada kamaai movie ke don kar sakte hain..!!
Banta: Thappar se dar nahi lagta pyar se lagta hai..!!
Munni badnaam, sheila jawan ho sakti hai..!!
Dil dedo nahi to dil ka achaar dal jayega..!!
Tirchhee nazar se dil penchar ho sakta hai or tyre bhi..!!
'Tinku' and 'Jiya' isak ka manjan ghiste hain..!!
4 baje tak party baaki rehti hai..!!
We can call jalebi as jalebi bai..!!
12 mahino mein 12 tarike se pyar karne ki techniques..!!
Govt Can maaf 7 khoon..!!
Ravan apni wife ko pyar se chammak challo bulata tha..!!
Aap apne brother ki dulhan par bhi line maar sakte hain..!!
Teri meri prem kahani mushkil ho sakti hai agr bodyguard beech mein aa jaye..!!
Emraan hashmi ki har picture dirty nahi ho sakti..!!
Asli don se ziyada kamaai movie ke don kar sakte hain..!!
Monday, February 20, 2012
Santa Banta joke-Teachers
Santa : Teachers Are Like Babies.
Banta : Why?
Santa : They Think if they Scream They can Get Everything they Want.
Banta : Why?
Santa : They Think if they Scream They can Get Everything they Want.
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Sunday, February 19, 2012
Santa and Banta jokes in Hindi-Khatiya
Santa Shehar Se Khatiya Khareed Ke Sir Par Rakh Kar Ghar Wapas Ja Raha tha.
Raste Main Banta Ne Poocha: “Kitne Ki Laye Ho?”
Santa: “Rs. 800 Ki”
Banta: “Marwaa ke aaye, Yahaan To Rs. 600 Ki Mil Jati”
Thori Dur Chalne Par Ek Aur Dost Mila.
Dost: “Kitne Ki Laye Ho?”
Santa: “Rs. 600 Ki”
Dost: “Marwa Aaye, Yahaan To Rs. 400 Ki Mil Jati.”
Santa Ne Suna Aur Chup Chaap Chal Diya, Phir Ek Aur Dost Raste Mein Mil Jata Hai.
Dost: “Kahaan Se Aa Rahe Ho”
Sardar Gusse Se: “Marwa Ke Aa Raha Hoon”
Dost Huste Hue: “Achha Apni Khatiya Bhi Sath Le Ke Jate Ho“
Raste Main Banta Ne Poocha: “Kitne Ki Laye Ho?”
Santa: “Rs. 800 Ki”
Banta: “Marwaa ke aaye, Yahaan To Rs. 600 Ki Mil Jati”
Thori Dur Chalne Par Ek Aur Dost Mila.
Dost: “Kitne Ki Laye Ho?”
Santa: “Rs. 600 Ki”
Dost: “Marwa Aaye, Yahaan To Rs. 400 Ki Mil Jati.”
Santa Ne Suna Aur Chup Chaap Chal Diya, Phir Ek Aur Dost Raste Mein Mil Jata Hai.
Dost: “Kahaan Se Aa Rahe Ho”
Sardar Gusse Se: “Marwa Ke Aa Raha Hoon”
Dost Huste Hue: “Achha Apni Khatiya Bhi Sath Le Ke Jate Ho“
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Santa and banta jokes in Hindi
Saturday, February 18, 2012
Santa Banta sms in Hindi-Zindagi na milegi dubara
Santa : Condom manufacturers have coined a new slogan on AIDS. Have you heard it?
Banta: No. What is it?
Santa: “Zindagi na milegi dubara…..please use gubbara….!!
Banta: No. What is it?
Santa: “Zindagi na milegi dubara…..please use gubbara….!!
Friday, February 17, 2012
Sardar jokes-5 mistakes
5 mistake of Manmohan Singh G:
1) 2G
2) 3G
3) CWG
4) Listening to soniaG
5) Forgetting AnnaG
Ho gaya so ho gaya,
Ab to sudhar jao
SARDAR G
1) 2G
2) 3G
3) CWG
4) Listening to soniaG
5) Forgetting AnnaG
Ho gaya so ho gaya,
Ab to sudhar jao
SARDAR G
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Thursday, February 16, 2012
Santa and Banta jokes in Hindi-Suhaag raat
Santa: Suhaag raat Kaisi Rahi?
Banta: Bohat acchi Rahi, Waise ek baat bataoon, Wo Jis Tarah Ki Harkaten Kar Rahi Thi, Mai Chaahta Tou Uski Le Sakta Tha.
Banta: Bohat acchi Rahi, Waise ek baat bataoon, Wo Jis Tarah Ki Harkaten Kar Rahi Thi, Mai Chaahta Tou Uski Le Sakta Tha.
Wednesday, February 15, 2012
Short Santa jokes in Hindi-Mehfooz
Raat Ke 3 Baje Phone Aya
"Hello! Yahan FATIMA MEHFOOZ Rehti Hai Kya?"
Santa :- Abe Saale Raat Ke 3 Baje Agar FATIMA Mere Paas Hoti To MEHFOOZ Rehti Kya.?
"Hello! Yahan FATIMA MEHFOOZ Rehti Hai Kya?"
Santa :- Abe Saale Raat Ke 3 Baje Agar FATIMA Mere Paas Hoti To MEHFOOZ Rehti Kya.?
Tuesday, February 14, 2012
Santa Banta jokes-Movies made after drinks
Santa : If movies were made after drinks...they would be called
1) Sita aur Margarita
2) Corona Pyaar Hai
3) Soda Akbar
4) Rab Ne Pila di Thodi
5) Rum whiskey se kam nahi
6) Rum de basanti
Banta: I have some more ideas
1) Hum tight ho chuke sanam
2) Jo pilaye wahi bartender
3) Rum Maaro Rum
4) Beer Zaara
5) Bev-D
6) Bevde Zameen Par
1) Sita aur Margarita
2) Corona Pyaar Hai
3) Soda Akbar
4) Rab Ne Pila di Thodi
5) Rum whiskey se kam nahi
6) Rum de basanti
Banta: I have some more ideas
1) Hum tight ho chuke sanam
2) Jo pilaye wahi bartender
3) Rum Maaro Rum
4) Beer Zaara
5) Bev-D
6) Bevde Zameen Par
Monday, February 13, 2012
Short Santa joke in Hindi-sms
Wife: Jaanu kash aap sms hote, main aapko save karti, jab chahe padhti.
Santa: Kanjoos save hi karke rakhti ya apni kisi saheli ko forward bhi karti?
Santa: Kanjoos save hi karke rakhti ya apni kisi saheli ko forward bhi karti?
Sunday, February 12, 2012
Santa Banta sms in Hindi-GF
Santa was going with his G.F.
Banta asked: Who is she?
Santa: My cousin.
Banta smiled and said: Last year she was my cousin..!
Banta asked: Who is she?
Santa: My cousin.
Banta smiled and said: Last year she was my cousin..!
Saturday, February 11, 2012
Short Santa jokes in Hindi-Teen raniyaan
Santa : Raja Dashrath ki teen raniyaan thi.
Wife : Toh?
Santa : Toh main do shadiyaan aur kar sakta hoon!
Wife: Soch lo. Draupadi ke 5 pati they.
Santa : Tu bhi naa, dil pe le leti hai.
Wife : Toh?
Santa : Toh main do shadiyaan aur kar sakta hoon!
Wife: Soch lo. Draupadi ke 5 pati they.
Santa : Tu bhi naa, dil pe le leti hai.
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Friday, February 10, 2012
Santa and Banta jokes in Hindi-Bus
Santa runs after the bus, catches it and asks Banta, the driver:
"Bus teri Maa lagti hai?"
Banta : Naa.
Santa : To phir chadne kyon nahin deta?
"Bus teri Maa lagti hai?"
Banta : Nahin.
Santa : "Bahen lagti hai?" Banta : Naa.
Santa : To phir chadne kyon nahin deta?
Thursday, February 9, 2012
Short Santa jokes-Caption
Mayawati got a modelling assignment for Amul milk. So she posed with many buffaloes.
Santa, the reporter, published the picture in newspaper with caption, "Mayawati, 3rd from left."
Santa, the reporter, published the picture in newspaper with caption, "Mayawati, 3rd from left."
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Wednesday, February 8, 2012
Short Santa jokes in Hindi-Visphotak samagri
Police:- "Humey pakki Khabar mili hai ki aapke Ghar mein visphotak samagri hai..!!"
Santa~ "Sir khabar to ekdum pakki hai par Wo abhi Maikey gayi hai..!!"
Santa~ "Sir khabar to ekdum pakki hai par Wo abhi Maikey gayi hai..!!"
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Tuesday, February 7, 2012
Short Santa jokes-Limiting the cross
Santa, an Akali leader, was fulminating against the Congress. Addressing a crowded university meeting, he thundered, 'The Congress wallahs are all waters of the first rogue.' The audience burst into laughter over his lapse of tongue. Santa realized he had made a mistake. He joined the palms of his hands to ask for pardon, I am very sorry, it is a tongue of slip.' This time the laughter was louder than before. The gentleman that he was, Santa was genuinely contrite, 'You must pardon me. I am always limiting the cross.'
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Monday, February 6, 2012
Santa Banta joke-Ghazal and Lecture
Santa : What is the difference between GHAZAL & LECTURE?
Banta : Every word spoken by other's wife is GHAZAL & every word spoken by own wife is LECTURE...
Banta : Every word spoken by other's wife is GHAZAL & every word spoken by own wife is LECTURE...
Sunday, February 5, 2012
Santa Banta sms jokes-Gates of Heaven
Santa : Steve Jobs has reached the Gates of Heaven.
Banta : Apsaras will now be called iTems....!!!
Banta : Apsaras will now be called iTems....!!!
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Saturday, February 4, 2012
Short Santa jokes in Hindi-Computer password
Santa ki wife computer on kartay huay boli: Janu apna password batana ?
Santa: lulli
Wife password enter kar Kay Hans Hans kar chair say gir gai kyun k computer ke screen par likha tha: “Your password is too short”
Santa: lulli
Wife password enter kar Kay Hans Hans kar chair say gir gai kyun k computer ke screen par likha tha: “Your password is too short”
Short Santa jokes-Famous Indians
History Teacher: "Name some famous Indians who struggled against the British ?"
Santa: "Tendulkar, Dravid, Laxman, Sehwag, Dhoni, Raina..." !!!
Santa: "Tendulkar, Dravid, Laxman, Sehwag, Dhoni, Raina..." !!!
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Friday, February 3, 2012
Santa Banta sms in Hindi-Start
Banta chabi se apna kaan khuja raha tha.
Santa use ghur ke dekh raha tha, kuch der baad bola
Arre Banta, agar tu start nahi ho raha hai, to dhakka lagau?
Santa use ghur ke dekh raha tha, kuch der baad bola
Arre Banta, agar tu start nahi ho raha hai, to dhakka lagau?
Thursday, February 2, 2012
Santa and banta jokes in Hindi-Pareshan
Banta: Pareshan lag rahe ho.
Santa: Yaar baap ban ne wala hu.
Banta: Yeh to khushi ki baat hai.
Santa: Lekin biwi ko nahi pata.
Santa: Yaar baap ban ne wala hu.
Banta: Yeh to khushi ki baat hai.
Santa: Lekin biwi ko nahi pata.
Wednesday, February 1, 2012
Santa Banta sms in Hindi-Tum kab aye?
Santa ne apni biwi ko surprise dene ke liye apne niche ke baal katwaye. Raat ko chupke se jake let gaye.
Nind mein Begum ne jab hath fera to boli: BANTA, tum kab aye ?
Nind mein Begum ne jab hath fera to boli: BANTA, tum kab aye ?
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