An Indian political leader went to his constituency to deliver election speeches for his election campaign. He covered three villages by giving three speeches, with the help of his party worker, Santa.
The leader went to first village and stayed there with Santa for the night, at his house. Santa showing his courtesy, gave a new Pyjama to leader before retiring for the day, expecting to get his pyjama back but remained worried.
Next day, Santa introduced the leader to villagers :-
"Dear friends, our leader is a very hard worker, keeping your welfare in mind, would surely prove to be beneficial to all in the village. Please vote for our leader."
Santa added further, softly :
"The Pyjama, dear friends, worn by the leader is MINE. "
The leader after the speech, more surprised than angered, asked Santa:
"What non-sense was that ? Why did you have to tell the STORY about the Pyjama ?"
Santa apologised....................but was worried about HIS Pyjama not given to leader as gift.
Next day, during second introductory speech about the leader, Santa, in another village gathering, introduced the leader:
"Dear friends, Our leader!" little nodding towards the leader, Santa continued, "is honest, sincere and self made person. You people have seen his achievements in this village in past five years that were remarkable and noteworthy." Santa, scared but intended to get his Pyjama back from the selfish, creepy and shameless leader, added further:
"The Pyjama, dear villagers, (while looking at the Pyjama worn by the leader)worn by our respected leader ALSO BELONGS to our beloved leader."
The leader, Red faced, anger uncontrollable, Yelled at the worker:
"ARE YOU IN SENSES?"
Santa apologized profusely.
On the third and last day of election campaign, Santa, worried about his pyjama worn by the leader, without a hope of receiving it back, introduced his leader in the third and last village:
"Dear friends, our respected leader as you all know, worked very hard for this village and our leader hopes to have your favour during imminent elections"
Santa takes the last heartfelt shot, DECLARES loudly:
"I am not worried about my Pyjama worn by our respected leader."
The leader went to first village and stayed there with Santa for the night, at his house. Santa showing his courtesy, gave a new Pyjama to leader before retiring for the day, expecting to get his pyjama back but remained worried.
Next day, Santa introduced the leader to villagers :-
"Dear friends, our leader is a very hard worker, keeping your welfare in mind, would surely prove to be beneficial to all in the village. Please vote for our leader."
Santa added further, softly :
"The Pyjama, dear friends, worn by the leader is MINE. "
The leader after the speech, more surprised than angered, asked Santa:
"What non-sense was that ? Why did you have to tell the STORY about the Pyjama ?"
Santa apologised....................but was worried about HIS Pyjama not given to leader as gift.
Next day, during second introductory speech about the leader, Santa, in another village gathering, introduced the leader:
"Dear friends, Our leader!" little nodding towards the leader, Santa continued, "is honest, sincere and self made person. You people have seen his achievements in this village in past five years that were remarkable and noteworthy." Santa, scared but intended to get his Pyjama back from the selfish, creepy and shameless leader, added further:
"The Pyjama, dear villagers, (while looking at the Pyjama worn by the leader)worn by our respected leader ALSO BELONGS to our beloved leader."
The leader, Red faced, anger uncontrollable, Yelled at the worker:
"ARE YOU IN SENSES?"
Santa apologized profusely.
On the third and last day of election campaign, Santa, worried about his pyjama worn by the leader, without a hope of receiving it back, introduced his leader in the third and last village:
"Dear friends, our respected leader as you all know, worked very hard for this village and our leader hopes to have your favour during imminent elections"
Santa takes the last heartfelt shot, DECLARES loudly:
"I am not worried about my Pyjama worn by our respected leader."
