Santa and Banta jokes in Hindi-21 Topein

Banta : Praji, Jab Main Paida Hua Tha To Military Walon Ne 21 Topein Chalayeen Thi.
Santa : Kamaal Hai ! Sab Ka Nishana Kayse Chook Gaya..?

Santa Banta joke-Millionaires

Santa: All men are millionaires in their sperm count.

Banta: Even these millions are spent on girls.

Short Santa jokes-Signature

Teacher: Ye kiska signature hai?
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Santa: Meri mummy ka.
Teacher: Aisa kaisa naam hai?
Santa: "Ji, JALEBI BAAI"

Santa Banta sms jokes-Switched off

Santa : I tried your number so many times, it always said ‘Switched Off’!”

Banta : Nahi Pape, it’s my HELLO TUNE!

Short Santa jokes-Not doing anything

Girl: I'm warning u My Mum is coming back in half an hour..

Santa: But I am not doing anything.

Girl: Dat's why I am warning u. Hurry up!

Short Santa jokes-Substitute

A gay with heavy makeup standing on the roadside late one evening.

Santa stops his car and asks: Are you prostitute?

Gay: No baby, I'm a Substitute!

Santa Banta sms in Hindi-Papad aur Jhapad

Santa: Papad aur Jhapad me kya farak hai

Banta: Kha ke dekh lo, phir farak samaj jaoge!

Santa Banta jokes-Didi

Santa was blessed with a baby girl. He got worried.

He told Banta, “You know these boys, they sexually harass girls.”

Banta said, “Oh don’t worry, name her DIDI (big sister), and no one will come near."

Santa Banta jokes in Hindi-Google darling

Santa to Banta: Tum apni biwi ko kya naam se bulate ho?
Banta: Google darling.
Santa: Why such a strange name?
Banta: Ek sawal karo, 100 jawab deti hai!

Short Santa jokes-An economical thought

Santa took his Girlfriend out for dinner, but did not have enough money.

He thought of an idea to save money and said to his girlfriend"
"Bol Kya Khayegi MOTI ??"

Santa and banta jokes in Hindi-Shadi shuda murgi

Santa : Shadi shuda murgi jab mathe par sindoor lagati hai, usse kya kahte hai?

Banta: Chicken Tikka

Short Santa jokes-Beans

A teacher asked her class for sentences using the word "beans"..

"My father grows beans," said one student.

"My father cooks beans," said another.

Then little Santa spoke up: "We are all human beans"

Santa banta sms jokes-Unbreakable

Santa asked Banta, "What it the guarantee that the mirror you trying sell would not break."

Banta, “If you drop this mirror from 100th floor, it will not break until all the way to 99th floor down.”

Santa, “99% strong, OK pack it.”

Short Santa jokes-Indian economy

Santa describes Indian economy in one line:
"A man who can pick up 100 kgs of rice can't buy it & a man who can buy it, can't pick it up"

Santa Banta sms in Hindi-Six

Banta: “SEX And SIX Mein Kya Difference Hai?”

Santa: “Balla Utha Ke Maro To SIX Aur Skirt Utha Ke Maro To SEX."

Short Santa jokes-Pehele tum

In a party, a lady wanted to go to the toilet so she inquired with Santa:"Susu karne ki jagah dikhao"

Santa replied: "You naughty, pahele tum dikhao"

Santa Banta jokes in Hindi-Pyar kab hota hai?

Santa:Ye pyar kab hota hai?

Banta: Jab time khrab chal raha ho, rahu ketu or shani ki dasa kharab ho, apka mangal kamjor ho, aur bhagwan maze lene ke mood mein ho....

Santa Banta joke-Man And Woman

Santa = What's The Difference Between Man And Woman..??

Banta = Man Has PEN Without CAP...... Woman Has PURSE Without ZIP.....!!

Santa Banta sms in Hindi-Afeem

Santa: Afeem hai?
Banta: Kya karna hai?
Santa: Kisi ko deni hai.
Banta: Kamaal hai, log afeem kha ke kisi ki lete hain, aur tum kehte ho ki deni hai....

Santa Banta joke-Marriage

Santa : Marriage is like a public toilet.

Banta: How?

Santa: Those waiting outside are desperate to get in & those inside are desperate to come out.

Santa Banta sms in Hindi-Sharam

Wife: aaj jab main apni BRA pahen rahi thi tab Banta mujhe dekh raha tha.
Santa, the husband asked: To phir tumne kya kiya?
Wife: Mine sharam ke mare BRA se apna muh chupa liya....

Short Santa jokes-Frog

Teacher to Santa: Name five animals that live in water?
Santa; FROG.
Teacher: Another four animals?
Santa: Frog di Maa, odi Phen, oda Praa te oda pyo..!!

Santa Banta SMS in Hindi-Time

Santa: Time kya hua?
Banta: Sham ke 6 baje hain!
Santa: Sala, subah se pooch raha hoon, sab alag alag time bata rahe hain.

Santa Banta joke-Movie tickets

Santa was buying the movie tickets again and again.
Finally Banta, the ticket seller, asked: Why?
Santa: Some fool is standing near the door and tearing my tickets!

Short Santa jokes-How to tackle wife?

Santa was searching keywords on Google `How to tackle wife?`

Google search result, `Good day sir, Even we are searching`.

Short Santa jokes-Short lived happiness

Santa messages wife,: Hi, what you are doin darling?
Wife: I'm dying.
Santa jumps with joy but types,: O my dear how can I live without you?
Wife: You idiot, im dyeing my hair.
Santa: Bloody English!

Santa Banta joke-Osama Bin Laden

Santa discussing Osama Bin Laden with Banta,

"Imagine living with 3 wives in one compound and never leaving the house for 5 years. Osama Bin Laden must have called the US Navy Seals himself!"