Doctor to Santa : Ab aapki tabiyat kaisi hai.
Santa : Doctor saheb Pehle se zyada kharab ho gayi hai.
Doctor : dawai khali thi kya?
Santa : Nai doctor saheb. dawai ki shishi to bhari hui thi.
Doctor : Are Pappu ji mere kehne ka matlab hai ki, dawai le lithi kya.
Santa : Ji, aapne dawai de di thi aur maine le li thi.
Doctor: Abe, dawai pili thi kya?
Santa : Oho, nai doctor saheb dawai to lal thi.
Doctor : Abe GADHE, Dawai ko piliya tha kya?
Santa : Nai. Doctor, Piliya to mujhe tha.
Doctor( in frustration) : Abe teri to, Dawai ko muh lagakar Pet me dala tha k nai?
Santa : Nai doctor saheb.
Doctor : Kyon?
Santa : Kyonki dhakkan band tha.
Doctor : Teri sale, to Khola kyon nai.
Santa : Saheb, aapne hi to kaha tha ki, shishi ka dhakkan band rakhna.
Doctor : Tera ilaj main nai kar sakta.
Santa : Accha Doctor saheb ye to bata do ki main thik kaise hounga
