Monday, August 23, 2010

Sardar jokes-Conversation with Teacher

Teacher: Tum barre ho kar kya karoge ?
Sardar : Shaadi..!!!! !!

Teacher: Nahi, mera matlab hai kya banoge?.....
Sardar : Dulha.!!!!!! !!!!!

Teacher: Oh, I mean barre ho kar kya hasil karoge?
Sardar : Dulhan

Teacher: IDIOT mera matlab, barre ho kar mummy papa k liye kya karoge?
Sardar : Bahu launga!!!

Teacher: Stupid tumhare papa tumse kya chahte hain?
Sardar : Pota!!!

Teacher: Hey khuda, tumari zindagi ka kya maqsad hai?
Sardar : Hum do humarey do, jab tak teesra na ho...!!!

Teacher: Aray Tu Aakhir kab sudre ga ?
Sardar : Jab meri shaadi hogi....!!!!