Santa Banta jokes in Hindi-Suraj kab ka nikal aaya

Santa: Uth Jaa... Dekh Suraj Kab Ka Nikal Aaya Hai!

Banta: To Kya Hua Maa?. Woh Sota Bhi To Mujh se Pehle Hi Hai Na!!

Short Santa jokes in Hindi-Kab tak khaoge?

Shaadi mein Santa bahut der tak khana kha raha tha. Kisi ne poocha kab tak khaoge?

Santa: Mein toh khud kha-kha ke dukhi hoon, Per kya karon card mein likha tha Dinner 7 PM to 10 PM.

Short Santa joke in Hindi-Zameen par

Teacher: Zameen par rehne wali janwer bacche deti hai, Hawa mein urne wali andey deti hai! Woh konsi cheez hai jo hawa mai bhi urti hai or bacche bhi deti hai??

Santa: “Air Hostess!”

Santa Banta jokes-Depressed

Santa! Your daughter has died! Depressed, he jumps from the 100th floor
At the 50th floor, he remembers he doesn't have a daughter!
At the 25th flr: He's unmarried!
At the 10th: He's Banta not Santa.

Short Santa jokes-Ring

On a romantic date Santa's girl friend asks him "Darling on our engagement, will you give me a ring?

He said "Ya, sure what's your phone number?

Short Santa jokes-Introduction

Santa and his family went for a party. He introduces himself -
I'm sardar, she sardarnee, the boy my kid & the girl my kidney....

Short Santa jokes-Dance

Santa to girl at a dance party: “Kya tum mere sath dance karogi?”

Girl reply: “Main bacche ke saath dance nahi karti.”

Santa: Sorry mujhe pata nahi tha ki tum pregnent ho.

Short Santa joke in Hindi-6 ladkiyaan

Pandit : Tumhare jeevan mein 6 ladkiyaan aayengi.

Santa: Wow, kya baat hai.

Pandit: Zyada khush honey ki baat nahi hai. Ek gharwali aur 5 betiya hai..

Sardar jokes-Conversation with Teacher

Teacher: Tum barre ho kar kya karoge ?
Sardar : Shaadi..!!!! !!

Teacher: Nahi, mera matlab hai kya banoge?.....
Sardar : Dulha.!!!!!! !!!!!

Teacher: Oh, I mean barre ho kar kya hasil karoge?
Sardar : Dulhan

Teacher: IDIOT mera matlab, barre ho kar mummy papa k liye kya karoge?
Sardar : Bahu launga!!!

Teacher: Stupid tumhare papa tumse kya chahte hain?
Sardar : Pota!!!

Teacher: Hey khuda, tumari zindagi ka kya maqsad hai?
Sardar : Hum do humarey do, jab tak teesra na ho...!!!

Teacher: Aray Tu Aakhir kab sudre ga ?
Sardar : Jab meri shaadi hogi....!!!!

Santa Banta jokes in Hindi-Car ki speed

Santa: Oye, Car ki speed itani kyo badha di..?

Banta: Car ki break fail ho gayi hai, accident ho jaye iske pahale ghar pahunch jaate hai.

Short Santa jokes-Hutch network

A street dog was chasing Santa and he was laughing.
Banta: why are u laughing?
Santa: I have an Airtel phone, but still Hutch network is following me.

Sardar jokes-At the Bar

I had just walked into the city of New York a day before and was tired of the entire day’s work. SO I walked into this bar and ordered a drink. While I was sipping through it, I found this confused sardarji walking upto the bar tender.

The Man on his right said “Johny Walker single”.

The Man on his left said “Peter Scotch single”.

The Sardarji smiled, nodded his head and said – “Baljith Singh Married”.

Santa Banta jokes-Removing wheel

Santa was busy in removing a wheel from auto
Banta: Why are you removing a wheel from your auto?
Santa: Can't u read 'Parking for two wheelers only'

Sardar jokes-Water the palnts

Sardar: Ramu, where are you?

Servant : Coming, saab

The servant came running to the sardar who was standing in his balcony.

Sardar:Ramu, it is 10:00 AM, Go and water the plants.

Servant: But saab it is raining heavily.

Sardar: You idiot. Do I have to tell you what to do and how to do things everytime. Take an umbrella and go and water the plants.

Santa Banta jokes-Why dogs don't marry?

Santa: Why dogs don't marry?
Banta: Because they are already leading a dog's life!

Santa Banta jokes in Hindi-Akal badhi ya bhains

Santa: "Akal badhi ya bhains? "
Banta : "Pehle date of birth to batao."

Short Santa jokes-True music lover

Santa is the true music lover.
A girl is singing in a bathroom while taking a bath and Santa is near the keyhole listening to her.

Short Santa jokes-Petrol pump

Santa opened a petrol pump, but not even one customer went there. You know why?
Because he opened petrol pump on second floor.

Short Santa jokes-Xerox

What does Santa do after taking a xerox?

He compares it with the original for any spelling mistakes.

Short Santa jokes-Need a hand

Santa's son is on a slide in playground

Santa -Beta do you need a hand with that?

Yes, Papa

Santa starts clapping.

After watching his son slip on the slide, Santa says, “Happy journey Beta!!

Santa Banta jokes-How to kill a Lion

Banta : How will you kill a Lion?
Santa thinks and thinks hard & comes to a conclusion:
I'll drink poison n let the lion eat me.

Short Santa jokes-You are married now

Santa’s wife: Stop looking at other women you are married now.
Santa: Arre you mean if I am on diet I cant look at the menu also?

Santa Banta jokes-Cemetery

Santa : Why is a cemetery so popular?
Banta : Everyone is DYING to get in.

Santa joke in Hindi-Badan hila de

Santa: oye waiter ek mast chai pilao jo pura badan hila de.

Waiter: hamare yahan gaai ka doodh aata hai , Rakhi Sawant ka nahin.

Santa jokes-Future tense

Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense.
Santa: The future tense is "You will go to jail".

Santa sms joke in Hindi -Galat sangat

Preeto: Raat ko aap peeke gutter mein gir gaye the.

Banta: Kya bataoon, sub galat sangati ka asar hai, hum 4 dost... 1 bottle, aur woh teeno kambhakt peeten nahin.

Short Santa jokes-Lipton di chah

A lady asked Santa: LIPTON di chah hai?
Santa replied: Mainu ta nahi hai ji, tainu hai ta lipat ja...

Santa Banta jokes-Standing below tube light

Santa was standing below a tube light with mouth wide open..
Banta asked, "Why are you standing like this?"
Santa : Because doctor advised "Today's dinner should be light".

Short Santa jokes in Hindi-Exide

Santa went to battery shop n asked to change battery.
The shopkeeper asked: Exide laga du?
Santa: Dusri side tera baap lagayega kya?

Santa jokes-Exam near the door

Q: Why was Santa writing the exam near the door?

A: Because it was an entrance exam.

Short Santa jokes-Car loan

Santa bought a car on loan... He didn't pay the dues, the bank took away his car.

Santa: If I knew this, I'd have taken a loan for my marriage also!