Friday, May 21, 2010

Sardar jokes-Subsidy

Santa told his wife Lali that the federal government is giving subsidy to support those families having five children. We got Kali, Bali, Mali and Nali four children and we are just short of one to claim the subsidy. But I have one illegitimate child with my girlfriend which now I should go and get and claim subsidy money.

So he went and came back with the fifth child and asked wife Lali, I brought this Pali, where are Kali, Bali, Mali and Nali now? I don't see them.

The wife said, well the fathers whom they belonged to took them away.