Sardar jokes-Joe se bolo

Teacher: A for?
Sardar: Apple
Teacher: Jor se bolo?
Sardar: Jay mata di.

Short Santa jokes-Great man

One tourist from U.S.A .asked Santa: Any great man born in this village?

Sardar: No sir, only small babies!!!

Santa Banta jokes-Misers all

Santa: I'm a miser, I went to honeymoon alone & saved half the money.

Banta: You are nothing I saved all my money, my friend was going & I sent my wife with him.

Short Santa jokes-Couple next door

Santa's wife drew his attention to the couple next door and said, "Do you see that couple? How devoted they are? He kisses her every time they meet. Why don't you do that?"

Santa : "I would love to, "But I don't know her well enough...may be you could introduce us..!

Santa Banta jokes-Lorry accident case

Santa and Bantaare looking at an Egyptian mummy.
Santa : Look so many bandages, this has to be a lorry accident case.
Banta: Right, lorry number is also written...BC 1760!!!

Short Santa jokes-Tipu Sultan's Chair

Santa went to Mysore palace.
Tourist guide - Santaji plz dont sit there, its Tipu sultan's chair
Santa - Oye dont worry yaar i'll get up when he comes.!!

Short Santa jokes-Never marry

Santa declares:
I will never marry in my life &. . .
I'll give same advice to my children also. . . .. .

Sardar jokes-Subsidy

Santa told his wife Lali that the federal government is giving subsidy to support those families having five children. We got Kali, Bali, Mali and Nali four children and we are just short of one to claim the subsidy. But I have one illegitimate child with my girlfriend which now I should go and get and claim subsidy money.

So he went and came back with the fifth child and asked wife Lali, I brought this Pali, where are Kali, Bali, Mali and Nali now? I don't see them.

The wife said, well the fathers whom they belonged to took them away.

Santa joke in Hindi-Ek saal se baat nahi ki

Santa: Judge saab, mujhe TALAAQ chahiye, meri biwi nay ek saal se mujh say baat nahi ki

Judge: Aik bar phir sochle beta, aisi biwi nasib walon ko milti hai!

Short Santa jokes-Can't hear anything

Teacher: What do u call a person who cannot hear anything?

Santa: You can call him anything, because he cannot hear anything

Santa Banta joke in Hindi-Pairon pe kharra

Santa: Doctor ne mujhe kaha tha kay woh do haftay mein mujhe pairon par kharra kar dega!

Banta: Accha kya woh aisa kar paya?

Santa: Haan, uska bill chukane kay liye mujhe apni car jo bechni parri.

Short Santa jokes-Evidence

Judge: Can you please tell me the exact place where this man raped your wife?

Santa quickly lifted his wife's skirt, who was not wearing underwear & said, "At this spot my lord, at this spot."

Santa Banta jokes-Color

Santa : What is difference between Orange and Apple?

Banta : Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE

Sardar jokes-Dr. Santa Singh

After finishing his MBBS, Dr. Santa Singh starts his Own practice.

He checked his first patient's Eyes,

Then the tongue, and finally the Ears using a torch.

Finally he said Battery is Ok !!!

Banta joke-Furious wife

As the crowded elevator descended, Banta's wife, Preeto, became increasingly furious with Banta, who was delighted to be pressed against a gorgeous girl.

As the elevator stopped at the main floor, the girl suddenly whirled, slapped Banta, and said, "That will teach you to pinch!"

Bewildered, Banta was halfway to the parking lot with Preeto when he choked, "I... I... didn't pinch that girl."

"Of course you didn't," said Preeto, consolingly, "I did."

Short Santa jokes-Common

Teacher: "What is common between JESUS, KRISHNA , RAM, GANDHI and BUDDHA?"

Sardar: "All are born on government holidays...! !!

Short Santa joke-Force of habit

Santa told wife on honeymoon night, here keep this $200.00 as I never did this free to a woman, just the force of habit.

Wife returned $100.00 to Santa and said, I never overcharged my customers just the force of habit

Santa Banta sms jokes-Electricity

Santa: Oye, what will happen if electricity is not discovered?

Basnta: Nothing, we must watch TV in candle light.

Short Santa jokes-New practice

After finishing MBBS, Santa started his practice.
He checked the first patient's eyes, tongue & ears with a Torch & finallly said:

"Torch is okay"

Sardar jokes in Hindi-Punjabi Bra advertisement

A Punjabi BRA advertisement:

Har kudi di pahli pasand, PREETO BRA. Hun 6 sizan wich:

1. Small

2. Medium

3. Large

4. Oye Hoye !!

5. Hai o rabba !

6. Oh Teri Bhain di !!!!

Short Santa joke-Recognize

Q:) How do you recognize Santa in school or College???

A:) He is the one who erases his notebook when the teacher erases the blackboard.

Sardar jokes-Door bell

A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell,

Santa doesn't turns up for 4 days.

Lady calls again, Santa replies,

I'm coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out.

Short Santa jokes-Essay on Cricket match

A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match.

All were busy writing except Santa.

He wrote 'DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!'

Shor santa singh jokes - postman

Postman: I have to come 5 miles to deliver you this packet.

Santa singh: Why did you come so far. Instead you could have posted it...